Personnel File · Feline Division
Department of Serious Cats — Solana Branch FILE NO. CET-001
CET, a white cat wearing glasses, staring directly at the camera Official portrait · do not smile
CTO'D

$CET

The cat put on glasses, looked at the chart, and said nothing. That was enough. $CET is a community-takeover memecoin on Solana. No roadmap. No promises. Just a cat that has clearly read your transaction history.

Name
CET
Species
Cat (verified)
Position
Chief Executive Tabby
Status
Community-run since takeover
Vision
20/20 (with glasses)
Ref No. / CA 2UDxRPVkL37tyJucJd6hUDzaYNy5KXdtt6fFochupump
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Internal Memo

Ref: CET-001/A
ToEveryone still scrolling
FromThe Office of CET
ReWhy this cat
DateEffective immediately

It has come to our attention that most coins talk too much. Whitepapers. Roadmaps. "Utility." CET does not do any of that. CET sits, wears glasses, and observes.

The original team is gone. The community looked at the cat, the cat looked back, and a takeover was approved by staring. The cat now belongs to everyone and answers to no one.

There is no plan. The plan is the cat. If you require further information, please refer to the cat.

— This memo will not be repeated.

Exhibits

Photographic evidence
CET original portrait
Exhibit AOriginal
CET on security camera
Exhibit BSurveillance
CET deep fried meme style
Exhibit CDeep-fried
CET in night mode, inverted colors
Exhibit DAfter hours
CET in vaporwave colors
Exhibit EVaporwave
CET archived in sepia microfiche style
Exhibit FArchive, 1974
CET as the full moon in a night sky
Exhibit GFull CET
CET appearing as a cloud in the sky
Exhibit HSky sighting
A paw holding a ziplock bag full of CET heads
Exhibit IEvidence bag
CET dancing
Exhibit JThe performance
CET in robes raising a hand, issuing a decree
Exhibit KThe decree
CET wearing a military helmet
Exhibit LDeployed
CET lying in bed next to a man
Exhibit MThe witness
CET in the foreground, unbothered
Exhibit NUnbothered
Bakery shelves full of CET-shaped bread
Exhibit OFresh supply
CET working at a support desk with a headset
Exhibit PSupport desk
CET in knight armor offering a bottle
Exhibit QThe toast
CET in armor holding a flower
Exhibit RThe proposal
Giant CET on an opera stage before an audience
Exhibit SThe premiere

Standard Operating Procedure

How to acquire $CET
1

Get a wallet

Install Phantom or Solflare. Keep your seed phrase where the cat cannot see it.

2

Fund with SOL

Send SOL to your wallet from an exchange. Any amount. The cat does not judge. (The cat judges.)

3

Paste the Ref No.

Open pump.fun or your DEX, paste the contract address above. Verify it character by character.

4

Swap & hold

Swap SOL for $CET. You are now on file. The cat acknowledges you with silence.

Filing Summary

Ref: CET-001/B
Total supply
1B1,000,000,000 CET
Buy / sell tax
0 / 0the cat takes nothing
Team allocation
Nonethe team is you
Governance
The Catdecisions by staring

Figures follow the standard pump.fun launch format. Always verify supply, liquidity, and holder data yourself on-chain before filing any purchase.